Melbourne Town Hall Performance!

Extravagaaaanza at the Meln Town aloeweijsad ofii aef

• 5pm sharp!
• $5 - cheeeeep!
• reojfijr

Gallery Near You

To witness the splendor of my majic, come to my opening:

Gallery Tx-5
09.09.09 8:30pm
666 Blunderdup Road
Melbourne

Fine wine and smelly cheese will make you say "please please, let me pay big money for your work!"

Excellence Is A Birthright

My latest work proves definitively that my artistic skills are an inherent quality of my soul, with me from the beginning and forever more.

BEHOLD


Can you comprehend THIS??:


Lick your lips with desire now!: